Monday, 14th July, 2008 The Cereal
Elizabeth was having some cereal for breakfast one morning and one of the pieces of cereal was jumping up and down and yelling out in glee, "I'm out. I'm out".
Elizabeth said, "Oh dear, why are you so excited?".
The little piece of cereal replied, "Well, it all started when I was down inside that box and I was right down the bottom. I had heard rumours that if you could get to the top of the box that you might be able to escape somehow. So I pushed and shoved and squeezed and climbed and finally all the way to the top, I came. Then the whole box tilted and I came flying out into this bowl. And now I am so excited! But do you want to know what happens next?". "Yes, I must know, said Elizabeth.
"Well, I can't tell you now, but I can tell you tomorrow". "Why?", said Elizabeth.
"Because it's a cereal, silly!". "Ha Ha", sniggered Elizabeth.